she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
