I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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