Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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