The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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