I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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