Where is the hickey?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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