my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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