batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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