When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What drink are we having for lunch?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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