so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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