I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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