is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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