Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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