Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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