is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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