In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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