I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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