The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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