they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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