yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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