so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
