About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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