im having a threesome with these popsicles
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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