doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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