Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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