Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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