I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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