i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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