So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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