Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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