Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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