There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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