i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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