oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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