Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I didn't shave. On purpose
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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