i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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