her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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