is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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