I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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