last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I want to be your penis for a week.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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