It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
you never un-have a 4some
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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