Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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