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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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