i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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