I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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