ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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