that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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