I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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