I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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