she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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