I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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