i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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