glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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