That's intense
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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