jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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